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heLLO blOgers! i'M only doing this because I'm super bored and have nothing to blog about except for major algebra homework AnD the pT, witch I'm sure your getting bored of by now. sOOO.... i'VE decided to play around with the color fonts instead!


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if you have problems with different colors and fonts, please leave the blog NOW! If you like a little variety in your life, continue reding.

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AdJECTIVES! please don't litter! lard is not cool! i hate algebra! little ittie bittie twiddle bugs

super small a bit bigger pretty big huge HUMONGO!

That last one wasn't a word.

IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IF OFF!

BOOM! Thank you whoever just shotgunned their computer. Sorry for exploding on you. It is now safe to exit the blog, through the back door.

wine for babies and bees

Unfortunately, Or succah does not have a screen, so bees were able to get in pretty easily. Also unfortunately, they were addicted to wine. We had over that day, Mrs.B's friend and her baby boy. During kiddish, when Pyschotoddler was drinking the wine from the bachar, baby boy asked his mother

"Mommy, I'm thirsty what can I drink?"
" You want some water honey?"
"No, I want wine in my sippy"

Wine. Wine in the sippy cup. Was this little boy expecting to get drunk? Once the wine came out, the bees came in. Apparently, they wanted some wine too. How they planned to drink it, I don't know. But I suppose there's an explanation, seeing as it's sweet. That doesn't explain why the baby wanted wine though. Do they know something we don't? Are there other babies and hives who have huge stocks of wine and grape juice? They said in the paper that the honey bees had disappeared for a short time and now we know why! They were refilling their Joyvin boxes! Whatever you do, don't put any kind of wine in you succah! (unless you're a bee keeper)