Why we should have a snow day

1) because it's -16 degrees out there and I don't feel like trudging to school on mountains of cement-like snow covered in black ice.

2) because there's so much ice out on the street it'd be safer for everybody if they didn't go to school.

3) because it happens to be snowing and I don't want to catch anything deadly. Like snowflu. (trust me, it's real)

4) because it's really cold in the kitchen.

5) because school is so stressful I think everybody just needs to sleep in for once.

6) because I don't feel like getting up in the mornings.

7) because there's a lot of snow everywhere and the bus won't be able to bring all them poor eastsiders back home.

8) because I want to.

The world in crisis

more on that later.