Thursday, February 15, 2007

Talk to the PT!

Since me and the P.T are close friends, I will be interviewing her just to prove how she got her name. The PSYCHO TODDLER!

PT: greetings, I love it!

me: love what?

PT: Love the life that burns!

me: what are you talking about?

PT: Okay, let me tell you. I'm the biggest giant in the world who has a burning life!

me: What in the world do you mean by burning life?!

PT: All the times you burn yourself you have a burnt life!

me: Okay.....So what's your job?

PT: Oh, my job is the Fugawaga machine.

me: The What!?

PT: I'm the biggest lady on the Fugawaga machine.

me: What is a Fugawaga machine?

PT: In my language, Fugawaga means washer and dryer.

me: Your language?

PT: Intipi, Fugawaga machine classus meiro bo. That means "well, the washer and dryer machine is the big important machine"

me: it's almost time to rap this up. Got anything you want to say to all your fans?

PT: What?! We're on TV?! Where are all the guys?

me: ten....nine....eight....seven

PT: Bye everybody! And you guys too, say goodbye to the Fugawaga machine!

me: four...three....two...one.....Okay, goodbye folks!

14 comments:

outofAMMO said...

this was probably the worst $3000 i ever spent.

iguana said...

You have 3,000 bucks!?

iguana said...
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outofAMMO said...

yes.

iguana said...

How did you hide $3,000 somewhere in the house without me noticing?

outofAMMO said...

thats for me to know and you to figure out.

.30cal said...

goodbye, fugawaga machine.

iguana said...

Every now and then, when I talk to PT she'll say things like "Sheko leeki doop" and then just hop away without telling me what it means.

outofAMMO said...

Or if it means anything.

iguana said...

You never can tell with that kid....You never can tell...

outofAMMO said...

kind of like u.

iguana said...

Outofammo, I think it's time you started to fit in. NOBODY is predictable these days.

fudge said...

you know, i just read this, and i couldn't help but blink at the phrase "since me and the pt are close friends."

you ARE?

iguana said...

I believe you've been in the NYC for too long Perel.