Today we went to this museum. There weren't that many exhibits, but the museum was in a building from old Milwaukee, so the building itself was an exhibit. While we were there, the PT said she had to go to the bathroom. Upon arriving at the bathroom door, she said that Fudge and I should go in with her. It was actually pretty fancy for a bathroom. It had tall long mirrors rimmed with silver above the sinks. There was a total of 3 stalls. Only 3, but it still took a long time for the PT to choose one.
PT: (opens first door). "Hmmm.....This ones dirty." (closes first stall door).
PT: (opens second stall door). "Hmmm.....This one has no toilet paper." (closes second stall door)
I should proIbably tell you, there was no toilet paper on the roll in that stall. Instead, the toilet paper was sitting on top of the toilet, where it was in plain sight as soon as you opened the door.
Fudge: "okay PT, your going in the last one."
PT: "But that one has a diaper station in it!"
iguana: "Then go in the first one!"
PT: "Okay...But I'm not locking the door."
We had some issues because the door kept swinging back open.
PT: "Ugh! Someone hold this, okay!"
We ended up locking it. We could hear her talking to herself from the inside.
PT: "Okay, do this then this. Okay, here it goes! 1....2....3...!"
A few minutes later...........
PT: "ARGH! There's no toilet paper in here!"
iguana: (goes into different stall to get toilet paper).
PT: "Uh...Wrong stall. I'm in here."
iguana: (Rips off a piece of toilet paper and slips it through PT's stall door.)
PT: (Receives toilet paper) "Oh. Uh, I guess this works too."
Soon the PT came out of the stall and we tried to wash her hands.
Fudge: "Okay PT now your going to wash your hands....With soap."
The PT couldn't reach, so Fudge turned on the water.
PT: "Ah! It's boiling!"
After the hands were washed, all we had to do was dry them. Finally, we emerged from the bathroom, triumphant. The family had migrated to the stairs by the time we had come out.
Curly: What took you guys so long!?"
Fudge: "I'm not prepared to talk about it."
Well, I was. And I still am. I'm using this blog to tell people so technically it could get to every corner of the Internet. I was prepared to talk about it alright! I don't know how long it took to get out, but my estimate would be around 30 minutes.
P.S: Internet probably isn't capitalized. The stupid Spell Check made me do it.
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Very funny, but you could use a healthy helping of Strong Bad's Rhythm and Grammar.
"Your....You're....they're as different as night and day..."
Please blog the flight to Israel...I wonder how seat assignments for the family is being arranged.
no, it IS spelled with a capital
oh, please. If internet is capitalized, then why isn't ipod and itunes and all that other stuff capitalized too?
because it looks cooler when the I is lower cased...to them...
This post is hilarious!!!
You think this is funny? You should see her playing "War of the Monsters." Today, she sang a song to all of her Hawiien friends.
"If you're supposed to be cold and you're actually hot! Then you can't breathe.....
" If your supposed to be hot and you're really cold, Then you can't breathe!"
"If you can't breathe for very long, then you will die!"
They have that problem alot in Hawii.
Of course. In that game, all the people in Hawii are on fire!
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