I have nothing to blog about except homework. Oh-wait! That's not true! I gots the PT and her friend the unstoppable maniac (UM) playing together! It's the best thing yet!
PT: UM, quick! We must hurry if we are to rescue the princess of cave jewels!
UM: but first, we must defeat the evil guardian, jewel maker X!
PT: what?
UM: Urgh! Follow me!
Each maniac picks up a ball or throwable object and charges across the room:
PT: Argh! Help! UM, he's got me! He's got me!
UM: For the princess of cave jewels! ARGHH!!!
So for a while, PT gets stuck, and UM decides that this is boring, so then the Sane One (oddly both friends of PT and UM) shows up and suggests playing catch. The others agree, but it is not long before this game gets out of hand:
UM: Throw it as high as you can! Reach for the sky!
PT: Um....We're indoors, and I can't touch the sky....
SO: Oh, PT, she doesn't really mean it. She just wants you to throw it as high as you can.
PT: Okay...Here I go...and....THROW! (slams ball into the ground)
SO: Nice try PT...okay, now it's my turn! (Throws ball into the chest of UM)
UM: Blargghhh! Here it comes PT! (slams ball into PT's face)
PT: WOAHH! (falls down) Man down! Man down!
SO: Are you okay PT?!
PT: Need help! Need help! my mouth hurts.....
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