Recess is overrated

Ghess waht?


Yes I'm on my compy again. This thing is WAY too hard to write on, mainly because for some reason, my desk is the coldest place on earth. I would really like to somehow move this desk out of the frozen basement wasteland and into my snug little room that needs to be cleaned, BUT it's quite not possible because it has a computer attached to it.
It would be cool if I could move the computer into my room too, but then I wouldn't be able to play Laura Bow, because there's no way on EARTH I'm gonna play that alone in my room late at night. But down here with Psychotoddler and the PT is okay.

I'm gonna get my own laptop next year!!! Ho yeah! It turns out Ima genius, and that I will be qualified to take highschool courses next year, and to do that I'm joining an internet acadamy. Cool, huh? So I'm gonna get my own laptop, and be able to read whatever I want, whenever I want. One of the main courses (not like 'food' main course) I was really psyched about taking was 'psychology'. I find the study of human nature VERY interesting, and sometimes it even helps me solve promblums with my friends! It's cool.

Now, about recess. Why I hate recess. Oh, I'll TELL YOU WHY I HATE RECESS!!!


minor promblums
-it's boring
-the gym smells (and yes, we ALWAYS go to the gym)
-there's no where to sit down, so you're always uncomfortable
-a waste of time. I mean, a fifteen minute break where you can just wonder around the 3rd floor would be more enjoyable. We have a piano, computers, DESKS FULL OF STUFF! and yet people want to go down to the gym instead.


Major promblums
-the idiots who always want to go down to the gym want to go down so they can play elimination. This is like the worst game I have EVER heard of. The whole point is to HIT PEOPLE WITH A BALL, and to a lesser degree, HIT PEOPLE WHO AREN'T PLAYING WITH THE BALL. So you can see why I hate it.
-fact: if you want into the gym, you will get hurt.
-2 out of 4 days in a school week, a little fifth grade idiot (who of course, plays elimination) will get socked in the head and need to go to the office.
-the people who DO actually play elimination, do nothing but complain about how long they've been out. When that's not good enough, they accuse random players of cheating, and then everything just goes kabBLAM.



my point: WHY THE HECK DO WE PLAY THIS GAME?!?!?!?!?
it's annoying to itself and everyone around it!

this is why I think recess would be a lot more fun if we were actually allowed to stay on the 3rd floor instead of going to a stinky old gym so little snot nosed fifth graders can bean us with basket balls. (you assumed they used rubber balls. That is a mistake. They use BASKET balls so it hurts more when you get hit.)

By the way, I'm not going to recess tomorrow and nothing anyone can say will make me.