Oh yeah, I'ma feeling fine. I played like the best game of Machanayim there ever was. Like, for reals. I mean, I tipped like fiftten balls, got someone out even, and.....was cool.
But anyway, since nothing exciting is probable to happen in the next few minutes/days, I'm going to answer some questions that people asked me today in the most hilarious fashion possible.
Do I smell bad?
um....er.....uh....
What the heck kind of question is that anyway? I just don't know what to say when people ask me this stuff. I mean, I suppose I could say yes, but I don't go around sniffing people so techinically I don't know. So when this person asked me this question, I telled to her saying:
"What the heck kind of question is that anyway?"
Does it annoy you when I do this?
YES. VERY VERY MUCH. PLEASE STOP ASKING STUPID QUE-STIONS.
What can I say? People ask me stuff like this ALL DAY! Like, for a day job!
Rather annoyed,
signing off,
iguana.
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