Hi everyone. It's been a while since I've blogged. But seeing as no one reads my blog anymore, I can say anything I want to right? I could say some random junk like "aliens exist! My brother is living proof!" and no one could stop me, because no one is reading this! Anyway, I've decided to post something completely random and is not offensive. It just has nothing to do with the outside world. Listen to these next questions carefully. Put your ear to the computer screen.
DO YOU HAVE INTERNET ACCESS? IF SO, DO YOU HAVE A BLOG?
DO YOU STILL BLOG?
DO PEOPLE READ YOUR BLOG?IF NOT, HOW COME?
DO YOU READ OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOGS?
DO YOU COMMENT OR JUST SPECTATE?
START COMMENTING YOU FOOL!
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING ARE YOU?
BOY, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU GUYS
IF YOUR JUST GONNA SIT THERE ALL DAY AND NOT PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING I'M SAYING.....
I'M JUST GONNA STOP TEACHING THIS CLASS!
AND I AM OUT
iguana signed out at 8:21 a.m ;)
Pretty interesting huh? TOO BAD YOU WEREN'T LISTENING!
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8 comments:
here is a comment plz continue teaching :)
:( this man is sad.
Um...how am I supposed to read the questions if my ear is up against the screen?
I am ashamed of my students! "here is a comment plz continue teaching". I thought I taught you guys NOT to rely on internet launguage!
come on...if we were really using internet language, you wouldn't have a clue what we were talking about would you?
Just because I'm a teacher dosn't mean I don't keep up with society.
Yes, I have Internet access, and I have a blog.
I still blog.
I get comments, occasionally, so it would appear that people read my blog. I am, however, occasionally surprised to see a post that I thought would be of interest completely ignored. I haven't a clue why that happens.
Nu, if I didn't read other people's blogs, would I be commenting here? :) I read far too many blogs.
DO YOU COMMENT OR JUST SPECTATE? If I have something interesting to contribute to the conversation, I comment. I "lurk" a great deal more that I comment, though, now that I'm reading so many blogs.
" . . . seeing as no one reads my blog anymore, . . ." Actually, I've been known to drop by, occasionally, to see whatever became of that young lady whom we met at a pizza parlor in Queens a couple of summers ago.
*Gasp* I've seen u before?!
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