PT: it's a secret, BUT I can tell you where Yoninica is!
Me (getting excited): where?
PT: (points to random spec of land in the center of the south Atlantic ocean) THERE!
me: uh....where?
PT: see? That's how secret it is!
me: but if Yoninica is an unspeakably small island in the middle of an ocean, how did all those badguys get to it?
PT: they swam! DUH!
me: from where?
PT: Africa! Duh!
me: uh...Where in Africa?
PT: downtown
me: where's downtown Africa?
PT: iguana, isn't it obvious? I mean, everyone knows where downtown Africa is!
me: well, I don't
PT: it's somewhere over here (points to Kenya)
me: no, PT that's Kenya
PT: no no no...I'm not pointing to that! I'm pointing to the 'A' in Africa!
me: (trying to comprehend)
A F R I C A
*down town*
So, if anyone plans on making a trip to Africa, don't forget to visit downtown! and watch out for PT's imaginary enemies.
3 comments:
Laughing my head off. "Downtown Africa"??! I love it! I just read this to my husband, who was highly amused. Where does your sister come up with this stuff?
(My word verification letters started with nyx. How appropriate for a pseudonymous New Yorker. :) )
I'll be sure to have my 12 gauge ready
I don't think there'll be a need for it. I'm sure downtown Africa is civilized. Besides, most of Yonina's friends are an odd people named "verchi", and are a peaceful people.(or so i have been informed.)
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