The title describes my winter break. Mostly. Okay not the orthodontist. Brr....That one still gives me the creeps. Unfortunately the PT has done nothing funny except write a book called "Be grand". Shall I rehearse it? P.S, it will be in the PT's spelling:
cover
B GRAND
BY PT
ILUUSSTRATTED(illustrated) BY PT
STAPLED BY MOM
page 1
WUT A NIYSE SKY
page 2
MY NAME IS B
page 3
HO NO! THE SKY IS BING BLOWN UP!
page 4 (picture of a man holding a bug)
HAHA! YU R MY BUG NAW
page 5 (man drops bug)
NO!
page 6 (man crying)
WA! MY HAWS HAS BEN SKWISHINATED (sqwishinated) BY THE GRL!
And from that point on, everything else is illegible. Now we have the PT's book "no no no no".
page 1 (a boy and a rabbi are sitting in shul. The boy begins to cry)
MEISHY, (moshe) ARE YU SCARED OF SOMETHING?
page 2 (boys thought bubble shows thief stealing cheese)
NO, NUTHING AT ALL
page 3 (rabbi looks around)
NAW WERE IS MY SIDDUR?
page 4 (moshe sees thief stealing siddur)
NO!
page 5 (thief leaves shul shouting:
HO
page 6 (thief tries to throw siddur in fire)
NO!
page 7 (moshe catches it)
HA I CAGHT IT read as "hmm, I seem to have caught it"
page 8 (thief tries to grab siddur away)
I GOT IT FRST!
page 9 (siddur rips)
HO NO!
page 10 (girl cries)
JESSICA STORTED TO CRY who's Jessica?
page 11 (Jessica jumps up and down)
I NO! (know)
page 12 (Jessica talks to thief)
HAW DO YOU RASE YOUR HAND IN SKOOL?
page 13 (as thief raises his hands, Jessica cuts them off)
HA GOT YOU
page 14 (shows a picture of a newspaper. It reads
LITL FEETH DEFEETED
page 15 (shows Jessica handing something to rabbi)
THE BOOK IS RIPED rabbi answers SO IT IS, EH?
page 16 (shows rabbi patting Jessica and moshe on the head)
JESSICA AND MOSHE, YOU WER A GRAT HELP, AND A BIG MITSVA TOO!
the end.
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6 comments:
Wuat?!
Famules ar more importent, evry other day!
-Nuthing lik a famule
Extra, extra, read all about it! Siddur (prayer book) thief is caught in the act and identified by brave little boy, and is apprehended by brave little girl! Rabbi thanks heroes for returning his siddur.
A fine tale told (and the publicist isn't half bad either).
The thief was caught by Jessica and Meishy! I thought she had made that abundently clear...
Ah! I must read this masterpiece more closely.
Anyone else think that the stories are a bit like teen girl squad or Strong Bad?
They're hilarious.
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